True Story!!!

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True Story!!!

Post by Benzine » Wed 29 Jun, 2005 4:51 pm

I used to be a police officer and this is a true story.

I was travelling in a patrol car in the early '90's on Northbourne Avenue in Canberra and I saw a car swerving in the lane ahead so I changed lanes and I pulled alongside. You have all seen women putting on makeup while driving but to my amazement this woman was driving the car and knitting at the same time! I activated the flashing lights and tooted the horn to get her attention and I yelled out the passenger window "pullover!!!".

She looked back at me, smiled and yelled out;

"No officer - it's a cardigan". :?
'72 114 280CE - sweet ride
'93 Henry V8 Monty Wagon - daily hack
'05 Honda Odyssey - kid truck

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