Speeding ticket?

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Speeding ticket?

Post by O319-coach » Sun 26 Jun, 2005 8:56 am

One day a Mercedes driver races down the highway with 50 miles over the limit when he hears a police car`s siren behind him coming closer. He accelerates and tries to get away, but after some time recognizes he can`t and pulls over. The police officer comes to his window and says: "I`ve had a hard and long shift which is nearly over and I don`t like the additional paperwork if I give you a ticket for speeding now. So if you`ve an excuse I`ve never heard before I`ll let you go."
"Well" the Mercedes driver answers "last week my wife ran away with a police officer and now I thought you`d bring her back."
"Off you go!" said the officer... :D :D :D :D :D
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