One from Pravda

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cuisses
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One from Pravda

Post by cuisses » Sun 13 Dec, 2015 12:05 am

Seen in today's paper:

A gynecologist becomes so fed up to the backteeth with malpractice insurance and all the rest, he embarks on a career change, where his already skilful hands could still be of use. He goes to the local technical college, and takes evening classes to become a mechanic. When the time of the practical exam approaches, the gynecologist prepares carefully for weeks, and completes the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he is surprised to find that he has obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he calls the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
"No, the instructor says, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor adds, "I gave you an extra 50% because, before this, I've never seen it all done through the exhaust pipe."
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T-Modell
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Re: One from Pravda

Post by T-Modell » Sun 13 Dec, 2015 12:19 am

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1967 W111 250SE Cabriolet, horizon blue
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Re: One from Pravda

Post by Ivanerrol » Sun 13 Dec, 2015 4:36 pm

A gynecologist becomes so fed up to the backteeth with malpractice insurance and all the rest,
This would be funny if it wasn't the truth.
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