"Slow down, you mad b@stard!"

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"Slow down, you mad b@stard!"

Post by pastelgrey300D » Fri 13 Jun, 2014 12:18 pm

One for Greg, Steve and the classic rally guys... pretty sure this is a satirical story but still a good laugh!

1967 W111 230S - Horizonblau
1965 W110 190c - Mittelrot
1967 W110 200D - Weiss (work in progress)
+ other classics

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Re: "Slow down, you mad b@stard!"

Post by T-Modell » Fri 13 Jun, 2014 3:09 pm

You can have exactly the same thing in my car, when my wife's on the passenger seat :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

1967 W111 250SE Cabriolet, horizon blue
1973 W115 220D 5.0 Pick-Up Argentina, work in progress 2017/18/19
1986 R107 500SL, arctic white, the midlife crisis viagra replacement
2007 R171 SLK350, calcit white
2008 S211 E63T, calcit white, sleeper

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Re: "Slow down, you mad b@stard!"

Post by Greg in Oz » Tue 17 Jun, 2014 12:35 am

Fortunately, never had a navigator / co-driver tell me to slow down. Occasionally seen them in my peripheral vision go for that imaginary brake pedal on the passenger side (although it is more commonly SWMBO who does that) but I have always had full confidence in the car's ability to stop in time.
107023 - 350SLC: 1973, 3sp auto, icon gold, parchment MBtex (sold July 2012 after 29 years ownership)
107026 - 500SLC: 1981, 4sp auto, thistle green, green velour
124090 - 300TE: 1990, 4sp auto, arctic white, cream-beige MBtex
124090 - 300TE: 1992, 4sp auto, malachite (spruce green), black MBtex
201024 - 190E-2.0: 1985, 5sp manual, black, black MBtex
201028 - 190E-2.3 Sportline: 1990, 5sp manual, arctic white, blue leather
201028 - 190E-2.3: 1992, 4sp auto, blueblack, grey MBtex
201028 - 190E-2.3 Sportline: 1990, 4sp auto, signal red, black cloth (parts car)
201034 - 190E-2.3-16 Cosworth: 1985, 5sp manual, blueblack, black leather
YG2S8 - Mini Clubman GT: 1972, 4sp manual, blue, parchment vinyl (my first car which I still own)

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