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Pete49
Adenauer
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Model you own: w123
Location: Pt Augusta Sth Australia

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Post by Pete49 » Wed 11 Nov, 2015 12:16 am

Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia house in london to get a visa to visit family over here .

Bloke behind the counter asks "do you have a criminal record ?"

Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement...... "
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1978 W123 300D Maple Yellow
1981 W123 300TD Classic White (now sold)
1983 W123 280TE Champagne

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T-Modell
SLS AMG
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Joined: Mon 10 Apr, 2006 1:47 am
Model you own: w107
Location: Weinheim / Germany
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Post by T-Modell » Wed 11 Nov, 2015 1:58 am

:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:
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1967 W111 250SE Cabriolet, horizon blue
1973 W115 220D 5.0 Pick-Up Argentina, work in progress 2017/18/19
1986 R107 500SL, arctic white, the midlife crisis viagra replacement
2007 R171 SLK350, calcit white
2008 S211 E63T, calcit white, sleeper

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AMG
OZBENZ Admin
Posts: 5748
Joined: Thu 01 Jan, 1970 11:00 am
Model you own: I own multiple different models
Region: New South Wales
Location: Dark side of the Moon
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Re: Visa required

Post by AMG » Wed 11 Nov, 2015 8:31 am

:dance: ba dum.... tish
Current:
1987 560SL 4sp. auto Signalrot "Stella"
1987 190E 2.3-16 5sp. man. Blauschwarz "Hermann"
1992 300CE-24 6sp. man. Perlblau / Iceblau "Gretel"
1992 Range Rover Classic 4sp auto Ardennes Green "Oswald"
2012 E63 AMG Speedshift MCT Diamantweiß "Klaus"
Previous:
1986 560SEL Anthracitgrau "Schultz" - In Mercedes Heaven
1987 190E 2.6 4sp. auto Signalrot "Sabine" - which now resides/owns Andrew M's Garage
1972 350SLC Astralsilber "Lurch" - now in the loving care of Craig B
1989 2.5-16 Blauschwarz 4sp. auto (parted) formerly owned by Derek/Hasan.
2012 Renault Sport Megane RS265 Trophy 8:08 6 sp. man. Liquid Yellow "Jean Rédélé"

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