Merc owner?

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McGavin
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Merc owner?

Post by McGavin » Sat 31 Jan, 2015 8:54 am

http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/281480275194?_ ... 7675.l2557

Go to original listing and read his terms, or on a mobile click description ,I know how he feels.

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Re: Merc owner?

Post by cuisses » Sat 31 Jan, 2015 10:08 am

:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

"SO CONSIDER THIS MY
PRE-DECEASED ESTATE SALE
"
David Williams

W108 280SE 4.5 (Papyrus White and Palomino)

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Re: Merc owner?

Post by konrad » Sat 31 Jan, 2015 12:01 pm

Hear, Hear.
:violent1:
Cull the 1% and make the world a better place.
On second thought....cull 2% (just to be sure we get them all).
Mmmmmmm..........perhaps that's still not enough.
Well......let's say 25%. That should cover most.
Yes well perhaps MOST but maybe not ALL.
The only way to be REALLY sure is a 100% cull.
Yep that's it. Cull everyone. Except you and me.

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Re: Merc owner?

Post by McGavin » Sat 31 Jan, 2015 1:05 pm

After reading his thoughts I think I would like to meet him, but I don't think he allows that?

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Re: Merc owner?

Post by pastelgrey300D » Mon 02 Feb, 2015 10:46 am

Wow. Just wow. Made my morning! :blackeye:
David
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Re: Merc owner?

Post by Mercmad » Mon 02 Feb, 2015 11:12 am

konrad wrote:Hear, Hear.
:violent1:
Cull the 1% and make the world a better place.
On second thought....cull 2% (just to be sure we get them all).
Mmmmmmm..........perhaps that's still not enough.
Well......let's say 25%. That should cover most.
Yes well perhaps MOST but maybe not ALL.
The only way to be REALLY sure is a 100% cull.
Yep that's it. Cull everyone. Except you and me.
Just don't mention The war...

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Re: Merc owner?

Post by KimB » Mon 02 Feb, 2015 12:53 pm

I'm off to Maitland to shake his hand (that's if he'll let me).

Classic! A great way to start the week!

Thanks Mr McGavin!
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Re: Merc owner?

Post by T-Modell » Mon 02 Feb, 2015 7:26 pm

Fantastic! It's really worth being read til the end ... why don't we arrange an Ozbenz tour to this guy ... :laughing6: :laughing6:

Thomas
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Re: Merc owner?

Post by New123 » Mon 02 Feb, 2015 11:25 pm

I haven't done ebay in a while, so the "my dog has fleas fees" must be a recent addition.

I love his ebay id .... "im_old".

I would buy the newspaper just to read a daily column by him. Well written!
Toby

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